Two halves of a whole idiot.
Hi, I'm Johanna.
Guess what my favourite show is.
Also I have a cat :>
I look like the ugliest shanky girl you've ever seen.

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I think I’m seriously developing some kind of a peptic ulcer.

I hate life so much I want to drop out school and move under the bridge with Gepardi. I think I’d be happier under the bridge with him than in a million dollar mansion without him.

I’m so sorry, I will find this man & set him on fire

Haha thank you but it’s quite alright :-D I actually remember him being a rather nice teacher in general but he did have some of these questionable moments.

newtalby:

i wanted to look at the pictures on my tablet but i accidentally oepened the camera im pisisng

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THAT HAIR WHAT ARE YOU A LION KING???

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

gothkatie:

M e r l i n c a s t f e s t : CM weekDay 2: Favourite Outfit

gothkatie:

M e r l i n c a s t f e s t : CM week
Day 2: Favourite Outfit

why big boobs suck

castielsnovaks:

astronaute:

  • u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
  • need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
  • thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
  • unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
  • running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly 
  • losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out 
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